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Made with water, tallow, olive oil, beeswax, emulsifying wax, lanolin, vegetable glycerin, arrowroot, colloidal oatmeal, and fragrance you'd be hard pressed to find anything anywhere that will be better for your overworked and under-cared for skin. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eNephilim\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eBay leaf, fir, cedarwood, bergamot, and tobacco. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eHickory \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eDeep leather with a hint of smoke. A robust scent with notes of bergamot, leather, lavender, geranium, cypress, and sandalwood. 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